If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I wish i was in the wii world.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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