Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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