why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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