Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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