The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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