Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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