i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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