id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
