New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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