Non-Jews are for practice
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Bring me that man meat
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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