piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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