I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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