is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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