why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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