we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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