I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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