i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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