Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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