Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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