I just made out with a guy for $7.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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