apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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