Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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