Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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