Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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