they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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