hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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