Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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