I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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