it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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