You were right. It hurts to walk today.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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