Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Randomize
