He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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