i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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