And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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