Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Randomize
