Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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