Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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