you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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