Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She announced her abortion via fbk
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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