I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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