Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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