Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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