At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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