The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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