Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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