i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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