when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I wear drunk well.
ok first of all what the fuck
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