Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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