Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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