you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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